Stories Archive by Month - August
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Kelly Brook To Show Her Tata's In "Piranha 3d"
SOHO, England - Kelly Brook, who recently graced the pages of one the world's top men's magazines Playboy, remarked that at 30, she feels that her boobs are starting to sag a wee bit.
The Liverpool
Barack Obama And His Czars Unveil Plans To Re-write The US Constitution By 2014
Philadelphia, PA - Within sight of the 1776 Constitutional Hall, President Barack Hussein Obama, announced that he and twenty-five of his most loyal czar appointees, have taken on the task of re-writing the entire United
Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named
The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named.
But Skoob Sports News can't
"Mancini Couldn't Manage A Fish And Chip Shop" Given Blasts City Boss
Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs.
Given,
Sky Issues Soccer Saturday Fans An Ultimatum - Subscribe To Sky Or Garth Crooks Doesn't Get It
From August 23rd Sky will no longer be broadcasting their Sky Sports News channel on digital Freeview. This means that unless viewers subscribe to Sky they will no longer be able to enjoy the unmissable
Bristol Palin Considers Run For Wasilla Mayor Against Levi Johnston
Sarah Palin is pushing her oldest daughter into the political arena whether she likes it or not. After Levi Johnston announced his intended run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Bristol came forward and said she
Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian
DALLAS - Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, is back singing his old "She's a Jinx" song again after his Cowboys were beaten by the Oakland Raiders 17-9.
Two years ago he blamed
Demi Lovato And Joe Jonas Are All Smiles (but Only For The Good Morning America Cameras)
NEW YORK CITY - Joe Jonas and his ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato performed together on the morning show, Good Morning America.
The former couple grinned, and smiled, and carried on as if they were still an item,
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