Stories Archive by Month - August

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Miss America Pageant Moves To Iraq As Part of Fox News Broadcast Deal

Unconfirmed sources report that the Miss America Pageant is going to relocate to Baghdad Iraq next year as part of a new broadcast deal reached with the FOX News Network.

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Wheaties Taps Mother Sheehan For This Month's Cover

General Mills, under fire for reportedly allowing preschoolers to design the cover of their new Wheaties box is reportedly recalling 800,000 boxes of cereal from grocery shelves world-wide. David Salazar, General Mill's marketing director said,<b...

 The Spoof
Added: 27 August 2005
Jude Law Has A Tiny Dick!

Jude Law Has A Tiny Dick!

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 Bongo News
Added: 27 August 2005
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Universe Flatly Denies Sheehan Claim It Chose Her To Be "Spark"

Cindy Sheehan's statement today that 'the Universe chose her to be the spark that set off the raging inferno” was met with wholesale denials by Universe brass, who believe that Ms. Sheehan has confused the

 The Spoof
Added: 27 August 2005
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Holy Hitman Robertson Says Thou Shalt Kill

Story by By John Breneman on Friday, August 26, 2005

 Humor Gazette
Added: 27 August 2005
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Uc Santa Cruz Forth Year Film Student From Culver City Decide To Join Surf City Battle

Santa Cruz, Ca-- A Forth year film major in College 10 at UC Santa Cruz from Culver city spoke out today for santa cruz to be surf city usa. He feels that their city has

 The Spoof
Added: 27 August 2005
Geek Horoscopes

Geek Horoscopes

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 BBSpot
Added: 27 August 2005
Men And Women Apparently Different

Men And Women Apparently Different

Matthew writes: According to the BBC, a report by professor Richard Lynn and Dr. Paul Irwing will be published later this year in the British Journal of Psychology stating that although children at

 Slashnot
Added: 27 August 2005


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