Stories Archive by Month - August

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No Relation To Homer, Says Jessica Simpson

No Relation To Homer, Says Jessica Simpson

Los Angeles, CA - Famed starlet Jessica Simpson held a special press conference today in order to deny any rumors of her relation to cartoon celebrity Homer Simpson. "I don't want anyone to think my fame

 Brainsnap
Added: 26 August 2005
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Iranian Scientists Explain Yellow Cake's Advantages

Tehran, Iran---In what they describe as a major scientific breakthrough, Iranian nuclear researchers have declared yellow cake to be good for you. “It is a mysterious, magical, mythical substance that has vitamins, minerals, nutrition and

 The Spoof
Added: 26 August 2005
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The Agony of Pimping

I will always love watching ambiguously ethnic humans named Tightrope and QueeQuo debate the latest Hillary Lohan rumors.

 Dead Bodies Inc
Added: 26 August 2005
Tom Cruise On His Previous Lives

Tom Cruise On His Previous Lives

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Yellowcake Found In Niger!

Yellowcake Found In Niger!

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 Bongo News
Added: 26 August 2005
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Introducing The Sean Combs Name Tracker

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 The Chortler
Added: 26 August 2005
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Roberts' Writings Reveal A Sensitive, Caring Man

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 Bongo News
Added: 26 August 2005
Bush Diary -  I Won My Bike Race With Neil Armstrong!

Bush Diary - I Won My Bike Race With Neil Armstrong!

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 Bongo News
Added: 26 August 2005


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