Stories Archive by Month - August
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No Relation To Homer, Says Jessica Simpson
Los Angeles, CA - Famed starlet Jessica Simpson held a special press conference today in order to deny any rumors of her relation to cartoon celebrity Homer Simpson.
"I don't want anyone to think my fame
Iranian Scientists Explain Yellow Cake's Advantages
Tehran, Iran---In what they describe as a major scientific breakthrough, Iranian nuclear researchers have declared yellow cake to be good for you. “It is a mysterious, magical, mythical substance that has vitamins, minerals, nutrition and
The Agony of Pimping
I will always love watching ambiguously ethnic humans named Tightrope and QueeQuo debate the latest Hillary Lohan rumors.
Introducing The Sean Combs Name Tracker
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Roberts' Writings Reveal A Sensitive, Caring Man
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Bush Diary - I Won My Bike Race With Neil Armstrong!
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