Stories Archive by Month - August
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Fantasy Player Strike Cripples Imaginary Baseball League
(Red Falls, Iowa) Ucs Sports News: Fantasy Baseball fans we shocked to discover their baseball season may be cut short. The long simmering contract dispute between Fantasy Baseball managers and players
Big Fame Hunters
Are Hollywood Celebrities Being Hunted into Extinction for their Genitalia? Calls for Curbs on Internet Sales of Captive Stars!
Adam Lambert's Pants Explode, Sues Nyc Bank
Adam Lambert, the singer who came in second on "American Idol, has had some more bad luck after withdrawing money from a branch of a Manhattan bank.
Who knew it would cost him a trip to
'I Buried Paul' ('no You Didn't', Said Big George)
Did the Real Paul McCartney Actually Die in 1966 Car Crash? Ghost of George Harrison Reveals Amazing Truth Behind Fake Beatle Mystery!
When Art Attacks
Calls For Exhibition Ban as Controversial Artist's Giant Celebrity Genitalia Sculptures Run Amok! Panic as Outsize Inflatable Penis Demolishes Town!
Frank Lampard 'Slips One Past The Ref' As Daria Zhukova Shows Off Baby Bump
London - (ReUterus): Eat yer heart out Roman Abramovich. The little kicker gestating inside girlfriend Daria Zhukova's hatchery looks suspiciously like a bit of an own goal to some.
"Or maybe even a crafty handball
No One Wants To Get Into Victoria Beckham's Knickers!
NEW YORK CITY- Victoria Beckham may be a Spice Girl; she is married to soccer cock, er, jock, David Beckham; she has signed a multi-million dollar contract to (tentatively) replace Paula Abdul on "American Idol;"
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