Stories Archive by Month - September
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Bush Declares War On Cuba
In a press conference today, Bush announced his plans for battling the onslaught of hurricanes ravaging the coast.
Oklahoma Announces Updated Schedule After Loss To Tcu
The University of Oklahoma Sooners have announced a new football schedule effective immediately for the 2005 season after their upset home loss to Texas Christian University (TCU).
Bakri And Secret Cabinet Minister Engaged?
A senior and yet unknown member of the UK government is under investigation for attempting to circumvent asylum laws by marrying a foreigner to obtain a British passport.
George W. Bush Returns To Gulf, National Guard Mobilizes To Provide Good Pictures
Unconfirmed sources report that the National Guard has mobilized special units to provide busy backgrounds for the President as he tours the Hurricane ravaged region again on Monday. The special units
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
Unconfirmed Sources
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 September 2005
Anti-rape Condom Superceded By Vaginal Land Mine
Capetown, South Africa (Wreiters) - After a South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday, arms manufactuer Denel announced its 'even more lethal vaginal land mine.' According to Denel spokesperson Gunner Downs,...
Pat Robertson Uncovers Previously Unknown Bible Verses
Pat Robertson has hit back at those who criticised his recent remarks regarding the assassination of the Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, claiming that political killings of South American leaders were sanctioned by the bible. On
Kenneth Clarke; “do I Think I'm Too Old? Sorry, What Was The Question?”
Kenneth Clarke (65) has dismissed suggestions that he is too old to lead the Conservative Party. Mr Clarke, (72) laughed off suggestions that a man of his age would not be able to cope with
Imdb.com's 'Silhouette Man' Says “a Raise Or I Walk!”
(Hollywood—CA) He's mad as hell, and he's threatening to walk. The Internet Movie Database's Silhouette Man (whose face you don't see on bios of tinseltown luminaries like Brendan David Butler, Tom Griffith and Larry Harmon)
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