Stories Archive by Month - September

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Ann Coulter: 'I Have AIDS'

Ann Coulter: 'I Have AIDS'

New York -- Conservative pundit and author Ann Coulter stunned FOX News viewers on Saturday, as she explained that she has the incurable, immune-suppressing disease called AIDS...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 10 September 2006
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Albright Slams 1999 Nato 9/11 Intelligence Briefing Footage

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): In an empassionated plea ahead of the fifth anniversary of 9/11, former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright has begged for leniency to prevail as NATO military intelligence's directorate releases...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2006
The Buckley & Potfry Experiment

The Buckley & Potfry Experiment

Make sure to tune in to The Buckley Potfry Experiment this and every Saturday morning from 8-10 a.m. EST on Wide Awakes Radio. As always, we will be covering the latest news in politics, culture..

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 10 September 2006
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The Redneck Demographic Shift

DALLAS, TEXAS. Figures released by the Census Bureau show rednecks are now the single largest stereotyped Caucasian group in the United States. Rednecks make up 18 percent of the U.S. Population, edging past hillbillies at...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2006
Brad Pitt To Marry Jolie When Everyone Can

Brad Pitt To Marry Jolie When Everyone Can

Film actor Brad Pitt today called on Congress to pass a Constitutional marriage amendment permitting any U.S. citizen to legally marry his girlfriend, Angelina Jolie...

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Tourettes Increase 'A Mystery'

REPORTED cases of Tourettes Syndrome in schoolchildren in the UK have increased by at least 2500 percent over the summer period, according to the Office for National Statistics...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 September 2006
Paris Hilton To Endorse The Friday The 13th Diet

Paris Hilton To Endorse The Friday The 13th Diet

(Los Angeles--CA) When she's not driving drunk, she might be throwing up. At least that's what her publicist would have us believe...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 10 September 2006
Sales Sluggish For Blair Farewell Tour

Sales Sluggish For Blair Farewell Tour

Tony Blair faces the prospect of performing his recently announced farewell tour to half-empty stadiums, if initial sales figures are anything to go by. Aides of the Prime Minister had...

 DeadBrain
Added: 10 September 2006


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