Stories Archive by Month - September
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Ralphie May: "Ironically Enough, Peta Members Do Taste Just Like Chicken"
What started out as a demonstration against the mishandling of animals before their slaughter turned to tragedy for members of the organization PETA yesterday in Hamburg, Germany. The protest began innocently enough with the activists...
Dems To ABC: We'll Yank License, Talking Points
Top Senate Democrats, outraged over inaccuracies in the upcoming ABC mini-series The Path to 9/11, today said that in addition to yanking the network?s broadcast license, if the show airs Democrats might also...
ABC Announces Last-minute Cartoon Intermission For "Path To 9/11"
New York, NY (APE) - ABC corporate headquarters today announced a last-minute...
ABC Drama Marks 50th Anniversary of 9/11
As part of the nation's month-long celebration of the 50th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, ABC television tonight will show an educational drama called "The Path from 9/11"...
Bloggers Uncover Lebanon War Fraud
ALTOONA, Penn. -- In the wake of the United Nation's Security Council resolution to end the war in Lebanon, some fear the root cause of the war may be lost. The war was the result...
Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Strikes Again
Miami -- Florida officials are still unsure if the stingray that killed the Crocodile Hunter is the same stingray that yesterday flung a stinger 6 feet straight up the xyz of Miami swimmer Kyle Witherspoon's...
Mickey Mouse Blasts Democrats
Unconfirmed Sources report Mickey Mouse shocked audiences gathered at the Magic Kingdom today. The crowd was expecting a story hour with the famous mouse, instead they were treated to and hour...
Bush Blames Global Warming On Commie Gas
Upon hearing the news report that read “Methane, a gas 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide in trapping heat in the atmosphere, appears to be bubbling up from thawing permafrost at a rate five...
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