Stories Archive by Month - September
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Odds Plummet On Stephen Hawking Meteor/lightning Bolt Fatal Hit
London - (Pie-in-the-Sky/String Vest Theory News): The odds of Stephen Hawking being killed by an 'act of God' such as a meteor strike or bolt of lightning have shortened to 8/13Fav, according to online bookmakers
Man's Head Explodes Whilst On Telephone To Virgin Media
A local man died while on the telephone to Virgin Media, a court heard today.
The post-mortem hearing concerned Clive Pheebs, 43, who was attempting to report a fault on the line of a number he
Federal Government Employees Get Day Off
WASHINGTON, DC - White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today that all federal government employees will be given today off to recover from the Hurricane Earl threat.
"The magnitude of the threat caused grave concern
Brown's Big Bang: Hawking Explains
Professor Stephen Hawking has revealed that God does not influence the "big bang" however former PM Gordon Brown makes one whenever he passes wind. Hawking said that the energy released from Mr Brown's nether region
Lindsay Lohan Appears In "Machete" And Steals The Movie With Her Nude Scenes
HOLLYWOOD - After what seemed like a long, long time Lindsay Lohan has finally made a motion picture.
She starred with the movie's superhero Danny Trejo, along with Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Don
Man With World's Largest Penis And Lindsay Lohan Link Up For Remake of "Deep Throat!"
Hollywood's Out of Control Wild Child Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab, confesses she's ready to calm down and prepare for her newest X rated movie role with shooting ready to kick off early
Tiger Woods Marries Rachel Uchitel!
You would have thought that Tiger Woods would have waited a decent amount of time between his official divorce with now former wife Elin Nordegren, but he apparently was in a hurry and good judgment
Rush Limbaugh's Genome Mapped
J. Craig Venter, founder of The Institute for Genomic Research, announced that Rush Limbaugh's genome has been sequenced. In what Venter describes as an "atypical genome," Limbaugh was shown to have only 11,000 genes, roughly
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