Stories Archive by Month - September

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The Magic Willy

Could this be the answer to every girl's dreams?

Despite George W. Bush's Sinking Katrina Polls, Hope Floats.

Despite George W. Bush's Sinking Katrina Polls, Hope Floats.

United States President George W. Bush visited the Storm ravaged Gulf Coast once again this week and for the first time since Hurricane Katrina struck there is evidence that

Bush Hunts Down Terrorist Butterflies

Bush Hunts Down Terrorist Butterflies

In response to Hurricane Katrina’s devastation of New Orleans, the White House has proposed radical new constitutional amendments to ensure America’s national security. As reported earlier in Brainsnap, George Bush accused Brazilian butterflies for creating

 Brainsnap
Added: 17 September 2005
Bush Vows Massive Aid For Storm Ravaged Oil Corporations And Rich People

Bush Vows Massive Aid For Storm Ravaged Oil Corporations And Rich People

WASHINGTON--President George Bush promised on Thursday that the federal government will give more than $200 billion to the hurricane-ravaged oil and gas corporations and rich people of the Gulf Coast in one of the largest

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People Not From New Orleans Prohibited From Calling The City 'New Awlins'

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 Bongo News
Added: 17 September 2005
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Mormons Find Loophole Through Gay Marriage

Americans woke to the realization today of the sheer brilliance employed within the Mormon religion and it's church.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2005
Why Are Men So Bad At Sex And Driving?

Why Are Men So Bad At Sex And Driving?

Because the bastards always..

 Utterpants
Added: 17 September 2005
The "Dirty George" Revealed As The Origins of The Thong Bikini

The "Dirty George" Revealed As The Origins of The Thong Bikini

After a long interrogation of a captured illegal Brazilian immigrant, long thought to be of the terrorist network that introduced the thong to the American public.... it was revealed that the true origins of the

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2005


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