Stories Archive by Month - September
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The Man Who Really Puts The Words In George Bush's Mouth
(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld or even George H.W. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's the man behind the President. Actually, he's the
Delayed Train Puts A Stop To Climate Stabilisation
The UK government's 'International Conference on Stabilisation of Greenhouse Gases: Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change' got off to a frustrating start when 32 of the 200 invited scientists were unable to attend the first sessional meeting...
Bush Rolls Up Monogrammed Sleeves
NEW ORLEANS - President Bush visited Louisiana again on Monday, and demonstrated his solidarity with both victims and relief personnel by rolling up the sleeves of his Brooks Brothers dress shirt.
Head-out Parking An Issue In New Orleans
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Ku Klux Klan See Red Over Klansman
A Ku Klux Klansman outraged fellow Klansmen when he showed up at a rally today
Renee Zellweger Ends Marriage After Just 4 Months
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Ipod For Pets
Steve Jobs announced yesterday, that Apple will launch a line of iPODS directed at the pet market. It will debut with a version designed specifically for owners of Parrots that wish to train their birds
Louie Anderson To Replace Leno As Tonight Show Host!
In a sad defeat with quote 'everything on the line,' Jay Leno lost his coveted chair as The Tonight Show host to none other than Louie Anderson (formerly of Family Feud fame) in a winner
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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