Stories Archive by Month - September
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Baby Suri Hates You, Wants You Dead
Speaking through her personal aura-interpreter and baby psychic Olaf Chakrini, baby Suri had the following to say: "I hate you for paying attention to my excessive cuteness, and for sharing your opinion of me with...
Nearly 21 Million Iraqis Not Yet Killed
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., November 4, 2006In a press release issued today by Defense Secretary Donald RumsfeldÂ's special Office of Looking on the Bright Side, the administration pointed out...
TUC: Cherie Is A Major Embarrassment
Brighton, West Sussex - (Associated Mess): An angry Trades Union Congress annual conference has told Tony Blair that his wife Cherie is a major embarrassment and that the brutal truth must be told to stop...
Federer Beats Roddick, Almost Sweats
Roger Federer beat American Andy Roddick in straight sets to win the U...
Spears Baby To Be Named T-bone
Britney Spears has given birth to a boy, the second of her 12 children, and a source close to her cigarette dealer claims the beloved pop commodity plans to continue the trend of oddball celebrity baby names like Suri, Coco, Shiloh and Apple...
Kahne In, Stewart Out of Fake Nascar Raceoff
Thanks to some fancy racin' in the Rock 'n Roll 400, Kasey Kahne eked by teammate Tony Stewart for the tenth and final spot in the NASCAR Chase field for the Nextel Cup...
Jesus Helps Woman Buy Car
The influence of the son of God began, says Rimar, when she received an offer via email for an exciting credit card that promised "Z3r0 perceent interest, building your cred!t is for y0u"...
Pisces horoscope
Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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