Stories Archive by Month - September

DeadBrain rounds up the contest that has the nation sleeping...

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorSingleberry, West Virginia, August 22, 2013An estimated 47 news helicopters collided and crashed this morning over a West Virginia highway interchange in what has been described by...

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Elyssian Fields, Iran---The President of Iran has declared He Is The Man.

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The United States Central Command has recently issued a warning to all American military personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan to proceed with even more caution while discharging their already dangerous duties, as it appears that

The United Nations 'World Birth Control Organization' (WBCO) is hailing Chinese cell phone battery manufacturer Kilayangi for devising the most effective and indiscriminate means of obtaining zero world population growth. In 2004, Kilayangi was named...

London - (Associated Mess): On the fifth anniversary of the US's greatest loss and grief at Ground Zero, Lower Manhattan, the UK's Foreign Office has been at a total loss to explain why a senile