Stories Archive by Month - September

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Pope Hasn't Passed Crb Check, Hyde Park Mass Cancelled.

Pope Hasn't Passed Crb Check, Hyde Park Mass Cancelled.

The head of the Roman Catholic Church's visit to England has been mired by disappointment and upset for many but the latest blow was struck by officialdom and red tape. In the United Kingdom, anyone wishing

 The Spoof
Added: 16 September 2010
Papal Absolution For Rooney Hooker Jennifer Thompson

Papal Absolution For Rooney Hooker Jennifer Thompson

Manchester - (Missionary Position News): The Salford Escort Agency's Slapper-of-the-Year is being offered the chance of a ritual confession when the Papal circus rolls into town. Fears that the confessional might be bugged with hidden camcorder

 The Spoof
Added: 16 September 2010
America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Is Devastated That Piers Morgan X'd Him

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Is Devastated That Piers Morgan X'd Him

HOLLYWOOD - The performer known as Prince Poppycock gave what he felt was his best performance on America's Got Talent yet, but towards the end of his act, the British judge Piers Morgan reached down

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Reading The News In Underwear Is All The Rage In Slovenia.

Slovenian 24UR Newsroom, Slovenia: Catching Newsreaders with their trousers down is all part of the boring job of being a Newsreader in Slovenia. Seen on national television, a Newsreader moves his swivel chair away from

Lady Gaga Gets 'Deli Order' Tweet From Senate Leader Harry Reid

Lady Gaga Gets 'Deli Order' Tweet From Senate Leader Harry Reid

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In addition to setting the fashion world on fire with her meat dress and plowing down some records on her way to eight VMA wins on Sunday night, Lady Gaga also got

George Michael Heads For Chile

George Michael Heads For Chile

George Michael, the former pop star who was handed an eight-week jail sentence yesterday, is this evening heading out of Heathrow Airport on his way to Chile, it has been revealed. Michael, or, should I say,

Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep

Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep

Startling New Scientific Discovery: Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep All men have a common ancestor who is the result of a cat fucking

 Melting Clock Times
Added: 16 September 2010
Tuc Joins With The Governor of The Bank of England

Tuc Joins With The Governor of The Bank of England

In a display of workers solidarity the Governor of the Bank of England told the TUC Conference that they were right to be angry with the Banks over the Financial crisis. However he also said that

 The Spoof
Added: 16 September 2010


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