Stories Archive by Month - September

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Hillary: Fema Not Ready For End of World

Hillary: Fema Not Ready For End of World

(2005-09-08) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, accused the Bush administration of so crippling the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) that the country is now vulnerable to a variety of world-ending cataclysmic events. "The federal government

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 September 2005
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie - An Update

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie - An Update

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Braves To Beetles

Tired of the controversy surrounding the use of Native Americans as their mascot, major stockholders in the company that owns the Braves have voted to change the mascot to a dung beetle.

 The Spoof
Added: 19 September 2005
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Florida Gov. Jebadia Bush's Son Arrested In Texas

AUSTIN -- John Fellistis Bush, the youngest and smartest son of Florida Gov. Jebadia Bush, was arrested early Friday and charged with pubic intoxication and resisting arrest, law enforcement officials in Texas said.

 The Spoof
Added: 19 September 2005
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Lyrics: Deadlines

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 BBSpot
Added: 19 September 2005
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Ncaa Native American Mascot Ban Extends To States

(AP) The NCAA, the governing body of college sports, has extended their ban on Native American mascots at their basketball tournament to include the state of Utah.

 The Spoof
Added: 19 September 2005
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John Ellis Bush Enlisted In Texas

Austin, TX (APE) − John Ellis Bush, 21, son of Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and nephew of President George W. Bush was arrested early Friday morning, Sept. 16 in

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 September 2005
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Grandkids Agree To Pay For Katrina Reconstruction

Unconfirmed sources report that the White House has brokered a landmark inter-generational agreement to pay for Katrina reconstruction. Under the agreement the next generation of grandchildren has agreed to pay the



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