Stories Archive by Month - September
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Bush Seeks To Protect Marriage From People Who Are Gay, Post-menopausal, Barren, Self-absorbed, Ugly
President Bush today announced his support of a Constitutional amendment banning childless or otherwise yucky marriage.
The Queen's Euroenglish
Disturbing news has reached the desk of this correspondent. The European Commission have announced an agreement, whereby English will become the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other front-running possibility.
Vice President Cheney Resigns For Health Reasons
(AP) U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has resigned from his office for health related reasons. President George W. Bush immediately nominated Halliburton Oil, Inc. to replace him.
Disaster Czar Rove Gears Up
Mr Rove, and an unidentified assistant taking a break from clean-up efforts
New Orleans, LA (UPSI) - The President's newly appointed disaster czar moved into high gear this weekend
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
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Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
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Added: 18 September 2005
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