Stories Archive by Month - September

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Elderly Woman Finds God In Basement

Oakland, Iowa- Rose Brogan a local resident of Oakland, Iowa clams she found God in her basement. Brogan 87, said it all started when a group of Mormon missionaries knocked on her door.

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2005
George W. Bush Accidentally Stranded In Galveston As Hurricane Rita Approaches

George W. Bush Accidentally Stranded In Galveston As Hurricane Rita Approaches

United States President George W. Bush has learned a another bitter Hurricane related lesson today. On what was meant to be a brief stopover in Galveston to review FEMA

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 September 2005
George Clooney Rejects Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Rumor

George Clooney Rejects Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Rumor

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Amber Alert Issued For Missing Bush Swagger

Amber Alert Issued For Missing Bush Swagger

(2005-09-24) -- The White House today issued an 'Amber Alert' in hopes of finding President George Bush's missing swagger. The Washington Post broke the news of the swagger loss, citing reports by potential Republican presidential

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 September 2005
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Cheney Forced To Leave New Orleans Recovery Efforts

Metarie, LA (Rotters) - Vice President Dick Cheney made a surprise visit to New Orleans today, a day after the levee riots which occupied workers and National Guard. He

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 September 2005
Storm of The Century:  Rita And Katrina To Meet In New Orleans

Storm of The Century: Rita And Katrina To Meet In New Orleans

Unconfirmed sources close to the National Weather Service report the two hurricanes are on track to duke it out once and for all in skies above Big Easy. Forecasters are

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Democrats Call For Full Investigation Into Fema's Lack of Action During Airliner's Emergency Landing

Story by Marcelo Lewin on Friday, September 23, 2005

 The Daily Farce
Added: 24 September 2005
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Hilary And Haylie Duff Sue To Become Twins

Hollywood sisters and actresses Hilary and Haylie Duff have entered a motion in family court to become twins. 'I want to be two years older like my sister Haylie,' said Hilary, 'then I wouldn't be

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2005


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