Stories Archive by Month - September
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Sol Campbell Quits Notts County
Sol Campbell, the former Arsenal, Portsmouth and England defender, who signed for League Two side Notts County on a 5-year deal in August, has left the Meadow Lane outfit by 'mutual consent' after just one
Ufo Disguised As C-130 Transport Plane Attempts Two Landing At North Carolina Airport
Dare County airport officials were stymied when a UFO resembling a C-130 cargo plane attempted to land at two different Dare County airports on Friday and Sunday afternoons.
Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Osbourne, the 24-year-old daughter of rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne won the Dancing With The Stars audience over as well as the three judges.
Kelly agreed
Emmy Award Show Director Tells Security Guards If Kanye West Tries To Get On Stage Tase Him!
HOLLYWOOD - The 61st Annual Hollywood Emmy Awards went on without any significant incident. One reporter for the Bravo Network did say that Heidi Klum who is ten months pregnant, upon entering the building turned
Emma Watson \'A Tool To Alleviate Poverty\'? I Don\'t Think So!
London - (Ethical Rag Trade Bollox): Harry Potter actress Emma Watson took a karmic quantum leap into the domains of fashion bullshit this weekend.
"I was excited by the idea of using fashion as a tool
Australian Red Dust Attack Causes Panic As Aussies Believe North Korea Crash Another "Nuke"
Sydney, Australia was put on red alert as clouds of red dust attacked the city!
Many Aussies after seeing the latest Aljazeera Int. news bulletin regarding North Korean "Nukes" rushed into their cellars, "barbies an all
Local Man Not Thinking About Sex Enough
According to those around him, nearby resident Clyde Dempster does spend nearly enough time pondering, obsessing over or talking inappropriately about sex, which has some concerned for his well-being -- as well as their own.
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