Stories Archive by Month - September
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Megan Fox Makes Marriage Vow
Sultry, sexy Megan Fox announced today that she plans to be married at the end of April next year. However, she has not yet found a suitable mate.
"I'm soooo sexy I can marry anyone I
Angelina Jolie's Sudden Weight Loss Concern To Many
Fans of Angelina who have seen the popular star lately say they are shocked at her weight loss in the past three months. Angelina is five foot seven but some say she has dropped below
Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
The Spoof
Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2009
Opinion: Violence Against Zombies Must Stop
The stereotype of zombies as lumbering, brain-hungry undead has been perpetuated by Hollywood and the video game industry for years. Just like racist and bigoted behavior in films and games became taboo, so too must
Miley Cyrus Blows It Again!
Miley Cyrus has responded once again to the photo that some have said was racially offensive.
This time Smiley was signing autographs in Nashville after a recent show and there was a visiting group from Japan,
Wolf Blitzer Weighs In On His Devastating Loss At Celebrity Jeopardy
New York, New York - CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer is saying "It's my turn!" after fielding a blitz of media and internet mockery following his humiliating last-place finish on Thursday's edition of Celebrity Jeopardy.
Blitzer lost
Iphone Users Far Too Busy Downloading Applications To Actually Use Them
iPhone users are spending so much time downloading new applications for their device that they leave themselves little or no time to actually use them, a new study is set to reveal. The research, conducted
Your Letters Answered: September 21, 2009
It's been ten days since our last letters update. Since that time, our readers have all gotten so darned smart, we were unable to write a single snarky or sarcastic response today. The following answers
Man City To Buy Man U
Manchester City owners Abu Dhabi Utd have placed a multi-billion bid for rivals Manchester United.
The audacious move has been predicted for some time but the timing of the move is inflammatory.
The Blues are currently sharing
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