Stories Archive by Month - September

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Megan Fox Makes Marriage Vow

Megan Fox Makes Marriage Vow

Sultry, sexy Megan Fox announced today that she plans to be married at the end of April next year. However, she has not yet found a suitable mate. "I'm soooo sexy I can marry anyone I

 The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2009
Angelina Jolie's Sudden Weight Loss Concern To Many

Angelina Jolie's Sudden Weight Loss Concern To Many

Fans of Angelina who have seen the popular star lately say they are shocked at her weight loss in the past three months. Angelina is five foot seven but some say she has dropped below

Opinion: Violence Against Zombies Must Stop

Opinion: Violence Against Zombies Must Stop

The stereotype of zombies as lumbering, brain-hungry undead has been perpetuated by Hollywood and the video game industry for years. Just like racist and bigoted behavior in films and games became taboo, so too must

 BBSpot
Added: 22 September 2009
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Miley Cyrus Blows It Again!

Miley Cyrus has responded once again to the photo that some have said was racially offensive. This time Smiley was signing autographs in Nashville after a recent show and there was a visiting group from Japan,

 The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2009
Wolf Blitzer Weighs In On His Devastating Loss At Celebrity Jeopardy

Wolf Blitzer Weighs In On His Devastating Loss At Celebrity Jeopardy

New York, New York - CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer is saying "It's my turn!" after fielding a blitz of media and internet mockery following his humiliating last-place finish on Thursday's edition of Celebrity Jeopardy. Blitzer lost

 The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2009
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Iphone Users Far Too Busy Downloading Applications To Actually Use Them

iPhone users are spending so much time downloading new applications for their device that they leave themselves little or no time to actually use them, a new study is set to reveal. The research, conducted

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Your Letters Answered: September 21, 2009

It's been ten days since our last letters update. Since that time, our readers have all gotten so darned smart, we were unable to write a single snarky or sarcastic response today. The following answers

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 22 September 2009
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Man City To Buy Man U

Manchester City owners Abu Dhabi Utd have placed a multi-billion bid for rivals Manchester United. The audacious move has been predicted for some time but the timing of the move is inflammatory. The Blues are currently sharing

 The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2009


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