Stories Archive by Month - September

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Dem Rivals Call For Pull Out Now, Long Occupation

(2007-09-29) -- The leading Democrat presidential candidates joined forces this week to immediately call for the eventual pull out of U.S. forces from Iraq on a time line that could have all of the troops

 Scrapple Face
Added: 29 September 2007
Global Meltdown Fears As Ex-kgb Spook Takes Over At Imf

Global Meltdown Fears As Ex-kgb Spook Takes Over At Imf

Washington - (Disaqster Mess): A former KGB agent and former French socialist finance minister Dominique Strauss-Kahn has somehow wormed his way into the top job at the IMF today.

 The Spoof
Added: 29 September 2007
Nostradamus Was Right About Diana Inquest

Nostradamus Was Right About Diana Inquest

Royal Courts of Justice, Strand - (Diabolical Mess): A guaranteed bloodbath: that was Nostradamus' prediction about next Tuesday's inquest into the death of the Hellfire Club's Princess Diana, ten years after a drunk driver turned

 The Spoof
Added: 29 September 2007
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Edwards Takes Public Cash To Identify With Poor

(2007-09-27) -- In a reversal of a previous decision, Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards announced Thursday that his campaign would accept public funding "as a matter of principle to demonstrate that I identify with the

 Scrapple Face
Added: 29 September 2007
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Bblooper: Important Questions

One for the great thinkers out there...

 BBSpot
Added: 29 September 2007
Naked Inmates "Will Be Made To Pay"

Naked Inmates "Will Be Made To Pay"

Inmates at a jail in Staffordshire have had their right to wear clothing taken away by Her Majesty's Prison Service, who are determined to make prisoners pay for the crimes they commit.

 The Spoof
Added: 29 September 2007
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George Washington Pulled From Qeii Race After Gelding Disaster

Ballydoyle, Ireland - (Ass mess): Fabled Irish talking horse George Washington was pulled from this weekend's Queen Elizabeth II Stakes at Ascot after an operation to geld him went badly wrong, leaving the 4-year-old son

Blackwater Usa\'s Eric Prince Elected Prime Minster of Iraq

Blackwater Usa\'s Eric Prince Elected Prime Minster of Iraq

Unconfirmed sources report the head of Blackwater USA, the largest American mercenary army, has been chosen to be the next Prime Minster of Iraq. The election of Eric Prince and expulsion

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 28 September 2007


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