Stories Archive by Month - October
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Jack Palethorpe In Vietnam: John McCain's POW Claims Are Bull
HANOI, Vietnam — Our movie critic, fashion critic and occasional travel writer, Jack Palethorpe, went to Vietnam recently to investigate the claims of Presidential hopeful, John McCain. Here is his report...
The Deadly Serious Business of Destructives
We're all familiar with the whirlwind trading of stocks and bonds, and maybe you've even dabbled in options, commodities and derivatives. You may have heard of the new Carbon Exchange, for the trading of pollutants...
PBS To Add Competitive Eating To Fall Lineup
WASHINGTON, D.C. Hoping to prop up sagging ratings with its first televised sports programming, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting today announced it will air competitive eating matches with a gourmet flair...
Dennis Hastert To Be Waterboarded For Answers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The recent torture legislation now gives FBI agents the authority to waterboard anybody they wish, including Congressman Dennis Hastert. FBI agents are now saying they intend to waterboard...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: A Nice Pair of Bass
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PBS Turns To Ultimate Faculty Fighting To Boost Ratings
BOSTON, Mass. Charged by his bosses to come up with ways to draw more viewers to Channel 2, the Boston public-television outlet that has given birth to such PBS favorites as Julia Child's 'The French...
Does Mark Foley Represent Another Chance For Democrats To Screw Up?
Five weeks before the Mid-term Congressional elections and the Democratic Party seems to have been handed a gift from God...Florida Congressman Mark Foley. As if the failed War in...
Arab Street Hails Katie Couric's Daughter, Saying "You're Not The Boss of Us!"
BAGHDAD, Iraq. Arab leaders across the Middle East today hailed Caroline Couric Monahan, ten year-old daughter of CBS News anchorwoman Katie Couric, for courageous defense of their right to hold their citizens in a state...
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