Stories Archive by Month - October

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Republicans Woo Gay Voters In Tight Midterm Election Race

Republicans Woo Gay Voters In Tight Midterm Election Race

Washington D.C. -- With the forthcoming midterm elections looking increasingly tight the Republican Party is looking for support from an unlikely source, the gay community. They have even gone so far as to hire ultra-camp...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 October 2006
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Yuppies Counter Callous Image With "Tap Your Laptop" Day, Other Projects

BOSTON, Mass. Trip Masefield is a bond trader at an investment bank, the sort of young urban professional, or “YUPPIE”, usually derided as a self-centered striver, unconcerned with making the world a better place...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 October 2006
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Marijuana Delays Alzheimer's, Alters Cause of Symptoms

A new study shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may preserve a crucial neurotransmitter, and so stave off the effects of Alzheimer's disease, according to scientists at the VW Microbus Institute for...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 07 October 2006
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Poll: Illegal Immigrants Against Border Fence

WASHINGTON - U.S. President George Bush has signed legislation that provides roughly $1.2 billion for a 100,000 Volt electrified fence along the U.S. - Mexico border...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 October 2006
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Suri Cruise's First Poop

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 Bongo News
Added: 07 October 2006
Internet To Shut Down On National Holidays

Internet To Shut Down On National Holidays

Washington , D.C. - DARPA, the government agency that created and now oversees and maintains the Internet, announced that beginning in 2007 the Internet will observe all government holidays. Both the House and Senate approved the measure...

 BBSpot
Added: 07 October 2006
Dwight From The Office Wants To Call You

Dwight From The Office Wants To Call You

Hurry! Here's your chance to get a call from Dwight Schrute from NBC's hit show "The Office" just by leaving your number at his website...

 The Chortler
Added: 07 October 2006
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Bush's Covert Wiretap Program Netted Folie-A-Deux

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced West Palm Beach Republican Representative Mark Folie-a-Deux are to lodge an official complaint following new evidence that their hapless client, currently detoxifying in an Arizona dese...



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There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......

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