Stories Archive by Month - October
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Islamic Rage Boy Dispels Myths Regarding Exploded Buddha Statue
Guest Editorial by Islamic Rage Boy
After hearing the mounting lies and distortions from Westerners and assorted other infidels on the subject of the giant statue of a “meditating” Buddha that was blown up in the Swat district on Saturday-
All Parts of A Candy Corn Taste The Same
New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing
Knicks Tap Clarence Thomas To Replace Isiah Thomas
NEW YORK. Stunned by an $11.6 million sexual harassment verdict for crude remarks and unwanted advances by head coach Isiah Thomas, the New York Knicks today selected Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to lead a
Zee-tv In No-apology Fraud Shock
(ACPA-Dallas) Zee TV North America, announced today that it wont apologize to viewers over its never-ending stream of commercials for fraudulent UK based psychic healers. Angry officials of the satellite channel made the statement on...
Bush Sinks Schip Filled With Kids Using His Veto Torpedo! "No (healthy) Child Left Behind"?
Washington, D.C.
Proving once again that a compassionate Republican is about as difficult to find as a needle in a haystack, President Bush...
Retro-nose: West Bank Protest Delayed By Lengthy Search For Danish Flag To Burn
An angry protest in the West Bank over an unflattering cartoon of the prophet Mohammed was extensively delayed today when the angry mob realized they had no idea what the flag of Denmark looked
President Bush 'Most Innovative Speecher'
Washington, DC: The Bush administration is admonishing lexicographers in the United States to pay more attention. According to an administration official Hughly Errerutters, our official national language is very different from the 'European...
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