Though experts' theories of the cause of the looming apocalypse vary, most agree that it's a given, and will likely involve fear, pestilence, and nuclear holocaust.
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that The Late Show With David Letterman staff was from all looks of it a pretty darn close knit bunch of happy folks.
NBC studio janitors have reported hearing a
Plymouth - (Rotters): Little Ted Kennedy nursery worker Vanessa George Bush and two accomplices have pleaded guilty.
The moron trio was caught after astonished undercover sting op officers homed in on their foul activities.
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Reporters over here in my London office were dumbfounded when the office received a call from none other than Phillip Garrido, the weirdo freak pervert who kidnapped Jaycee Lee Dugard 18 years ago when she