Stories Archive by Month - October

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Wayne And Coleen Rooney Given Warning From History

Wayne And Coleen Rooney Given Warning From History

As Wayne and Coleen Rooney jetted to Prague, a top historian warned them to beware of the Czech Republic's capital. Coleen is in the city for a fashion shoot and Wayne, who is currently out of

 The Spoof
Added: 04 October 2010
Police Chief Warns of Increase In Cyber Crime

Police Chief Warns of Increase In Cyber Crime

A police commissioner has warned that there will definitely be an increase in cyber crime both this year and next. Even as he spoke, somebody had stolen 4 laptops from his office. "Obviously, this proves

 The Spoof
Added: 04 October 2010
No Image

Breaking News: A Man Just Threw A Cucumber At Me

Reports are coming in of a shocking vegetable based assault

No Image

X-factor Losers To Perform At Glastonbury 2011

Further to the shocking news that the cast of Strictly Come Dancing were to perform at next years Glastonbury, it has been revealed that Simon Cowell is in preliminary talks with Michael Eavis in order

 The Spoof
Added: 04 October 2010
No Image

Sign of The Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host Wwe Raw November 1st.

In an inconceivable merger of the two things in the universe that are as diametrically opposed to one another as matter and anti-matter, children's entertainer Pee-wee Herman has been announced as the special guest star

 The Spoof
Added: 04 October 2010
Man Gives Viagra To Giraffe

Man Gives Viagra To Giraffe

A man appeared at Bow Street Magistrates' Court in London today charged with animal cruelty offences after he slipped three Viagra tablets to a giraffe at London Zoo. He was fine £25 and bound over. A

 The Spoof
Added: 04 October 2010
No Image

Mesbah Yazdi Through Ahmadinejad Asks The Undertaker To Bury Obama

Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist 'Mabus' is the ventriloquist and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is his talking puppet. Mesbah (pronounced 'Maybah') Yazdi, called the theoretician of violence by the other Iranian clerics in his book calls

Ghost Scooter Haunts Northern England

Ghost Scooter Haunts Northern England

This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.

 Daily Discord
Added: 04 October 2010


Gemini horoscope

I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed