Stories Archive by Month - October
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News Anchor Bullied By Comedian Commits Professional Suicide
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) -- He just couldn't take it any more. Every weeknight for years, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez would be taunted and tormented by an older and wittier colleague from a neighboring network.
Supermarket To Charge More For Things You Like
A world famous supermarket chain, quite possibly one of the largest, has announced that it will be charging customers more money for the things that they really like.
The supermarket, one we cannot name but is
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Local Woman Runs Out of Toilet Roll
In Local news, a recently local woman is said to be in a stable condition following a shopping related mishap, where she inadvertently neglected to purchase supplies of her usual toilet tissue.
It is reported
Alice Roberts, Krestovnikoff, Hughes Dress/undress Debate: Kirsty Wark Group Joins
Yet another new group has entered the ridiculous debate concerning the state of dress or undress of female TV presenters.
As we have reported at length in this running story (August 26, September 1, 3, 5,
James Cameron To Re-re-release Avatar In 1 Dimension
Unfazed by a lukewarmy response to the re-release of his $2billion 3-D block-buster: Cameron. Highly placed Hollywood sources are reporting that the director James Cameron is about release the same movie for a third
"Cheating Katie Price Doctored Her Conkers" Claims Peter Andre
In an astonishing personal attack on the honesty and integrity of his ex-wife, crooner Peter Andre has claimed that Katie cheated at conkers!
Suggesting that in 2007 she boosted the size and strength of her conkers,
Sheri Shabani In Another Bare Naked Beckham Sex Imbroglio
Drop-dead gorgeous jewellery designer, Sheri Shabani, has been unfairly accused of having an affair with Golden Balls David Beckham!
The 33 year old beauty told an American court yesterday how her 'delusional' husband Joseph got it
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