WAYLAND, MASS. Desperate to attract the younger viewers that are essential to landing a national television contract, the United States Curling Association today announced it would recognize 'Extreme Curling' as a bona fide variant of...
Washington, DC (Rotters) - The morning after scathing criticisms from the British, in regards to the prison at Guantánamo Bay and threats to withdraw all troops from Iraq, an...
Washington, DC (APE) - "Just get me a F---ing Faith-Based thing. Got it?!?" said chief presidential adviser Karl Rove to Bush aide Don Willet in 2001, according to the...
While some humans have written off North Korea's July 4th missile testing as nothing more than saber rattling, and others have sat around wringing their hands, concerned members of the world super-animal community have decided...