Stories Archive by Month - October

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When Michael Moore Dreams

When Michael Moore Dreams

Mmm... donuts... bacon... pie... puppies with right-of-center belief systems... mmm......

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 13 October 2006
Polygamist Sues Motel Over Reneging On Offer That Children Eat For Free

Polygamist Sues Motel Over Reneging On Offer That Children Eat For Free

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 Bongo News
Added: 13 October 2006
Filings From TNOYF's Roving Reporter Gordon Sims

Filings From TNOYF's Roving Reporter Gordon Sims

TNOYF is pleased to introduce a new reporter to our stable of wordsmiths: the unparalleled Gordon Sims. Mr. Sims, who was finally convinced that a novel about talking house plants was a bad idea, will...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 13 October 2006
Pediatricians Recommend Helmets For Youth Soccer

Pediatricians Recommend Helmets For Youth Soccer

ELK GROVE, Illinois. The American Academy of Pediatrics today recommended that all soccer players under the age of 18 wear helmets while playing or practicing to avoid injuries from 'headers,' the practice of hitting an...

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2006
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Yankee Pitcher Corey Lidle Ends No-Hitter Streak

New York Yankee Pitcher and small aircraft pilot Corey Lidle lost control of his plane yesterday and collided with the 30th story of a high-rise condominium killing himself and his passenger...

 Broken Newz
Added: 13 October 2006
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Which Celeb Would Be The Best In Bed?

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 The Chortler
Added: 12 October 2006
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Islamic Rage Boy Reads “fun With Faruk And Hana� To 1st Graders

See Faruk Run! See Hana Run! See Hana Pass Faruk! Run Hana Run! See Faruk Catch Hana See Hana Cry See Faruk Explain See Hana Scream! See Faruk Train See Hana Bleed Bleed, Hana, Bleed!...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 12 October 2006
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Aliens, Town Officials Reach Compromise On Abductions

ROSWELL, New Mexico. Floyd Knox is a long-time public servant in this town known for tales of alien encounters, but he's less enthusiastic about extraterrestrial activity than he used to be...

 The Spoof
Added: 12 October 2006


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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....

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