TNOYF is pleased to introduce a new reporter to our stable of wordsmiths: the unparalleled Gordon Sims. Mr. Sims, who was finally convinced that a novel about talking house plants was a bad idea, will...
ELK GROVE, Illinois. The American Academy of Pediatrics today recommended that all soccer players under the age of 18 wear helmets while playing or practicing to avoid injuries from 'headers,' the practice of hitting an...
New York Yankee Pitcher and small aircraft pilot Corey Lidle lost control of his plane yesterday and collided with the 30th story of a high-rise condominium killing himself and his passenger...
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ROSWELL, New Mexico. Floyd Knox is a long-time public servant in this town known for tales of alien encounters, but he's less enthusiastic about extraterrestrial activity than he used to be...