Stories Archive by Month - October

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Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts For Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, And 'Incompletions!

Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts For Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, And 'Incompletions!"

Dallas,TX/ Broke Back Mountain Quarterback News - The Cowboy's 'aw shucks' quarterback, Tony Romo, with T.O. gone, and Jessica Simpson abandoned in a PETA shelter the day before her 29th birthday, is still blaming his

Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

Stephen Gately Dead But Monkey Woods Still Alive Shocker

There was cause for celebration in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya tonight as, despite the saddening news of the untimely demise of Irish boyband homosexual singer Stephen Gately, it was revealed that satirical

The View's Sherri Shepherd Wins The 2009 Biggest Liar Award

The View's Sherri Shepherd Wins The 2009 Biggest Liar Award

LOS ANGELES - One of the five co-hosts of the View, Sherri Shepherd has just been nominated and won (hands down) the 2009 Biggest Liar Award. Several months ago the 342 pound Shepherd made a promise

 The Spoof
Added: 14 October 2009
Bblooper: Future Games

Bblooper: Future Games

No wonder they lost out on the games...

 BBSpot
Added: 13 October 2009
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Top 11 Ways Geeks Ruin Job Interviews

Instead of handshake, greet the interviewer with Vulcan death grip.

 BBSpot
Added: 13 October 2009
Lord Ron Paul In £38,000 Expenses Swindle

Lord Ron Paul In £38,000 Expenses Swindle

London - (Cash-for-Plonkers): Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's top House of Lords cheerleader Lord 'Ron' Paul is being probed about a £38,000 expenses scam. Paul, 69, claimed the money for maintaining a bijou Westmonster apartment in a

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2009
Ufo Computer Hacker Gary Mckinnon To Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

Ufo Computer Hacker Gary Mckinnon To Receieve U.S. Medal of Freedom

The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored with the U.S. highest honor, the Medal of

 The Spoof
Added: 13 October 2009
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Ban The Mind Reader!

How are a series of apparently unmotivated attacks on stage magicians connected with a sinister political conspiracy and a top secret government project? Just why are some of the world's heads of state calling

 The Sleaze
Added: 13 October 2009


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