Stories Archive by Month - October
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Natalie Portman of Star Wars Films Clones Herself
Natalie Portman was a star in three of the recent Star Wars films playing Padme Amidala, former Queen and Senator from Naboo and love interest of Anakin Skywalker. She siezed upon and idea and the
At Gm The Future Is Now
Cadillac, Michigan---General Motors is planning to make and sell the car of the future now meaning Today. It is a full featured spiffed up, spit and polish model with shiny gold hub caps and tinted
Citing Privacy Right, Miers Rejects Roe Questions
(2005-10-18) -- Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, making the rounds among influential Senators yesterday, refused to answer questions about her views on the landmark abortion case, Roe v. Wade (1973), citing her right to privacy
Dick Cheney Answers Your Stupid Questions For October 18, 2005
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Thumbs Up From Prominent Bird On Pandemic Handling Causes Controversy
Sesame Street's Big Bird praises the president.
Written by Joe Wilson
WASHINGTON D.C. (
Failing 173-year Old Wooden Dam Baffles Fema Experts
FEMA officials seen here doing a heck of a job.
Written by Joe Wilson
TAUNTON, Massachusetts (
Library Closed For Peddling Lewd And Offensive Material To Children!
Parents Furious as UK Library Loans Out Sexually Explicit 'Adult' Versions of Classic Children's Books to Kiddies!
Spontaneous Iraqi Election Protest Erupts
Baghdad, IRAQ (APE) - Protesters today within the Iraqi Green Zone burst into polling centers where the overwhelming Iraqi constitutional vote was being scrutinized. Concerns have risen over unexpectedly high
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