Stories Archive by Month - October

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Natalie Portman of Star Wars Films Clones Herself

Natalie Portman was a star in three of the recent Star Wars films playing Padme Amidala, former Queen and Senator from Naboo and love interest of Anakin Skywalker. She siezed upon and idea and the

 The Spoof
Added: 19 October 2005
At Gm The Future Is Now

At Gm The Future Is Now

Cadillac, Michigan---General Motors is planning to make and sell the car of the future now meaning Today. It is a full featured spiffed up, spit and polish model with shiny gold hub caps and tinted

 The Spoof
Added: 19 October 2005
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Citing Privacy Right, Miers Rejects Roe Questions

(2005-10-18) -- Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, making the rounds among influential Senators yesterday, refused to answer questions about her views on the landmark abortion case, Roe v. Wade (1973), citing her right to privacy

 Scrapple Face
Added: 19 October 2005
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Dick Cheney Answers Your Stupid Questions For October 18, 2005

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Thumbs Up From Prominent Bird On Pandemic Handling Causes Controversy

Sesame Street's Big Bird praises the president. Written by Joe Wilson WASHINGTON D.C. (

 Poopy Caca
Added: 19 October 2005
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Failing 173-year Old Wooden Dam Baffles Fema Experts

FEMA officials seen here doing a heck of a job. Written by Joe Wilson TAUNTON, Massachusetts (

 Poopy Caca
Added: 19 October 2005
Library Closed For Peddling Lewd And Offensive Material To Children!

Library Closed For Peddling Lewd And Offensive Material To Children!

Parents Furious as UK Library Loans Out Sexually Explicit 'Adult' Versions of Classic Children's Books to Kiddies!

 The Sleaze
Added: 19 October 2005
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Spontaneous Iraqi Election Protest Erupts

Baghdad, IRAQ (APE) - Protesters today within the Iraqi Green Zone burst into polling centers where the overwhelming Iraqi constitutional vote was being scrutinized. Concerns have risen over unexpectedly high

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 October 2005


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