Stories Archive by Month - October

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Clare Short Takes Bat Home

Clare Short Takes Bat Home

It is reported that Labour cabinet minister, Clare Short, has taken her bat home, during a round of indoor cricket in the parliament offices. She says she's resigning as well...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 October 2006
Cheney Urinal A Hit In Dc Area Bars

Cheney Urinal A Hit In Dc Area Bars

Washington, DC (O! Online) - Neuhold Gerhard, the owner/distributor of a set of controversial urinals, which had recently been removed from public toilets around the Vienna Opera House in...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 22 October 2006
Phone Transcript: Elizabeth Edwards Apologizing To Hillary Clinton

Phone Transcript: Elizabeth Edwards Apologizing To Hillary Clinton

After plying a Verizon employee with whiskey, strippers, and an impressive array of Islamic Rage Boy merchandise, TNOYF has obtained a taped copy of the recently announced phone call between Elizabeth Edwards and Hillary Clinton...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 22 October 2006
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First Ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

London, United Kingdom. A new phenomenon was witnessed today. For the first time a group of people on a conference call Net Meeting successfully attempted a sustainable Virtual Mexican Wave. The event was on a...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 October 2006
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: School Children Shooting Alert Raised To Turquoise

Ask Dr. Sawtooth: School Children Shooting Alert Raised To Turquoise

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Viking Kittens

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 Bongo News
Added: 22 October 2006
Jesus Not To Return

Jesus Not To Return

NEW YORK -- In a move that is confounding both believers and unbelievers alike, Jesus announced today that he is canceling his previously scheduled return to earth. In a surprisingly candid and informal interview with...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 October 2006
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Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens To Be Deleted

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 October 2006


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