Stories Archive by Month - October

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Christine O'donnell, Glenn Beck And Cern- Proof of Proof of Parallel Universes Uncovered

(Sorry Guys- The Photo Thing Is Screwing Up Again- Imagine a Picture Of The Collider With A Pithy Remark About Glenn Beck Or Something) Scientists at Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN near

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 October 2010
Angelina Jolie Strange In Bed According To Billy Bob Thornton

Angelina Jolie Strange In Bed According To Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton, who was once married to Angelina Jolie, says that she was 'one weird chick' during their marriage days or rather, nights. According to Thornton, Jolie is definitely bi-sexual but was interrupted by a

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City Offer Rooney 200 Grans A Week

Manchester City are poised to sign arch rivals Manchester United's want-away star Wayne Rooney with an offer the player descibes as "too good to resist, like." City owner Sheikh Mansour, who as they say is "not

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2010
Rooney To Join City In Shock Swap Deal For Tevez

Rooney To Join City In Shock Swap Deal For Tevez

Unsettled 'want out' spoilt brat Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney looks all set to join Manchester City in a straight swap deal for Carlos Tevez, according to our source, Nutty Norman from Ardwick Green. Speaking from

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2010
Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

X-Factor contestants Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd were reportedly furious that Manchester United striker Wayne 'Spud' Rooney was stealing all their redtop thunder. Rooney, whose 'want out' declaration has stunned the football world, not least Sir...

Bumbaclat Cowel, Mobo Gong For Inventing Black Music?

Bumbaclat Cowel, Mobo Gong For Inventing Black Music?

The 15th annual "Music of Black origin" awards will be held at Liverpool's Croxteth Arena, featuring a host of international stars. The ceremony will be presented by Peaches Geldof and Daniel Radcliff who are both

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2010
Kangaroo Feared Dead After Disco Terror

Kangaroo Feared Dead After Disco Terror

"The incident happened during a 30th birthday party in a Dublin nightclub. People were just dancing away when a kangaroo appeared on the dancefloor! A guy started dancing with the marsupial and put his hand

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2010
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The La Mayoral Purse Taken For A Ride

Mayor Albert Yen-Gang, who is Mayor of San Grabbit, in Los Angeles, appears to have fallen upon 'hard' times..... Having escaped from the City Hall car park, in the Mayoral Limousine, after giving his chauffer, Mr

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2010


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