Stories Archive by Month - October
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Miers Abruptly Withdraws Name From Consideration For Scotus
Washington, DC (Rotters) - In a stunning, yet possibly calculated move, the President's personal attorney Harriet Miers withdrew her name for consideration for a position on the US Supreme Court. At
NASA F---ing Tired of The Martian Rovers Already
Matthew writes: NASA has become increasingly vocal about it's dismay over the longevity of the Martian rovers Spirit and Opportunity. Mars exploration program manager Orlando Figueroa had this to say about the durability
Catastrophic End To World Signaled By Parrot's Death
London, England
It was reported today that a 3-month-old parrot has succumbed to the deadly HHRN strain of avian flu, thus signaling the apocalypse...
Bush Takes Blame For Slow Wilma Aid, Punched By His Brother
Miami, FL (APE) - President Bush flew into Miami today to personally assess the damage in the Wake of Hurricane Wilma. After disembarking from Air Force One, he gave an
Miers Withdraws To 'Spend More Time With Humans'
(2005-10-27) -- Harriet Miers today withdrew her name from consideration as a Supreme Court Justice so she could "spend more time with family and friends, and just humans in general." "During the weeks since my
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Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......
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