Stories Archive by Month - October
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Happy Halloween!
Halloween and Vine, La La Land, California---Michael Myers is proud to announce that he intends to celebrate Halloween in grand guignol style, big bold, brassy, bossy, bitchy and witchy at the old, haunted mansion way...
Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"
Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Michigan---Major League Baseball Chief of Umpires, Blind Mississippi White Boy Pigsfeet Dupree has told the empiric crews working the World Series, 'Keep it clean.'...
Elvis Appalled To Be Second On Forbes' List of Top-earning Dead Celebrities
Elvis Presley recently made a short visit back to earth, meeting with family and friends to make clear his disgust with the recently released Forbes' List of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities...
Limbaugh Insists Internet Video of Tics Was Just Imitation of Fox
Washington, DC (Rotters) - Right-wing radio pundit Rush Limbaugh held a televised news conference this morning in which he repeatedly refused to apologize for his refuted claims that Michael...
Wholesome Treats Are Resisted By Halloween Tricksters
WELLESLEY HILLS, Massachusetts. Janet Disalvo is, by her own admission, an unreformed hippie...
Sources: Rocker Rob Zombie Not An Actual Zombie
Story by By John Breneman on Friday, October 27, 2006
US FFA Finds MSG To Be A "Highly Effective" Rat Poison
WASHINGTON (Reuters)--The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has found that Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) is a 'highly effective' poison for rats, mice, and other vermin in its regulatory circular FDA--WTF/OMG--9876452...
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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......
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