Stories Archive by Month - October
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New Tape: Bin Laden Calls Insurgents ?pack of Sissies?
(2007-10-23) -- In a newly-released audiotape, al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden spoke directly to Muslim insurgents in Iraq, calling them "a pack of sniveling sissies for collapsing in the face of the recent U.S.
Mortgage Borrowers On Strike
Wall Street, New York (IP) - Our financial investigative reporter has discovered that mortgage borrowers have grown tired of being robbed blind by banks and other lenders and have gone on strike. This activity has
Larry Craig To Play Dumbledore In Final Two Harry Potter Movies
BOISE, ID (DMZ) - DMZ insiders have learned that Idaho Senator Larry Craig will be announcing that he is giving up his fight to restore his reputation in the
Rugby World Cup Final Win Invalid Due To Illegal Springboks Player
The 2007 Rugby World cup has been thrown into turmoil after English Newspaper, the Sun broke the news that full back Percy Montgomery was not eligible to play for the South Africans and as such
Buddha Let Us Down, Says Wilko
Disappointed with the World Cup Final defeat against South Africa, Jonny Wilkinson, the English \'David Beckham\' has placed the entire blame for England\'s loss on Buddha.
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