Stories Archive by Month - October
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Ac/dc Frontman Brian Johnson To Join Boyzone
Rumour has it that boyband 'Boyzone' are to approach flat cap obsessive AC/DC singer Brian Johnson with a view to him replacing recently deceased singer Stephen Gately in the band's line-up.
A spokesman for Boyzone said
Jersey Governor Surges In Pre-election Polls In Wake of 'Cum On Feel The Noize' Campaign
After being trounced for months in virtually all polls by Republican opponent Chris Christie, New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine's re-election campaign has gotten a second wind in recent weeks following the introduction of his new
Jade Goody Pubic Hair Auctioned For £9,000
A pubic hair from the celebrity Jade Goody has raised just over £9,000 at auction. The hair was believed to have been discovered stuck between two of Jack Tweed's teeth.
The decision to auction the
Emma Watson Vies For The Coveted Milano
Hollywood, California - Emma Watson is making a serious bid for the much sought Milano award this year.
The Milano is given out each year to the television star that is regarded as most able to
Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Sign A Unique Pre-nup Agreement
BEL AIR, California - Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian, the socialite, and Lamar Odom, the basketball player have just announced that they have one of the most unusual pre-nuptial agreements in history.
The 25-year-old Khloe who probably is
Beach Ball Was Really Sammy Lee
The beach ball which scored the deflected goal at the Stadium of Light on Saturday was really Liverpool assistant manager Sammy Lee. Following a run of poor results Rafa Benitez had come up with what
Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists
Leading pacifist inactivist, Goldie Doubloon today hit out at critics of Mail journo Jan Moir, who was slated for criticising the lifestyle of Boyzone's deceased singer, Stephen Gately, and allegedly subjected to an internet hate
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