Stories Archive by Month - October
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Deceased Mi6 Cryptographer Williams Sighted On Oligarch's Caribbean Yacht
Barbados - (Gobsmacked): The 'natural causes' coroner's report on Gareth Williams RIP was always expected, the head of MI6 said today.
His sudden reappearance on board a former Gazprom 's ocean going gin palace 'must be
Derek Acorah Contacts Paul The Psychic Octopus
Following the death of Paul the Psychic Octopus, the only other truly psychic being on the planet, Derek Acorah, has offered to contact Paul the Psychic octopus in order to predict the results of up
What's In A Name? 9 of 10 Brits Named Mohammed Don't Get It!
Following the startling announcement that 9 out of 10 new born males in the UK are now named Mohammed, the Council for Registered Births has started to encourage citizens to be 'a little more creative
Miley Cyrus On Bieber: I Could Justin Eat Him Up!
Miley Cyrus has let it be known that she has fallen in love with Justin Bieber according to just about everyone who knows her. But she doesn't love any of them for very long.
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Time Traveling Spoof Writers Discovered In 1928 Chaplin Film
Initially discovered in a film image of a man who appeared to be using a cell phone, additional discoveries were made in the 1928 Chaplin film that raise further suspicion of actual time travel having
Ugly Rules Ok
The Internet's first dating site for the ugly, has announced a huge success, in the wake of two ugly people, who joined the site just one month ago, have announced their engagement and imminent wedding....
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Coleen Rooney's Breasts - Day 2: EU Tension Mounts
The size of Coleen Rooney's bosom is causing diplomatic tension within the European Union.
Pictures in the world's press yesterday of Coleen and Wayne on holiday in Dubai sparked speculation that Coleen's breasts had expanded recently.
Egyptian Book of The Grateful Dead On Display At Museum
London - (Pyramid Scheme): London's Museum of Natural Hystery is staging a display of the 3,000 year-old manuscript recording Jerry Garcia's ancient Nubian ancestry.
The document was found stuffed deep inside the Sphinx's throat after the
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Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....
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