Stories Archive by Month - October
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Stuxnet Claims Scilly Isles Factory Fishing Ship Blaze
Atlantic Ocean - (Malware): The high tech virus is suspected of being behind a chaotic digital chip pan fire started aboard a Norwegian-registered fishing smack called the MV Athena.
Coastguards were called out late last night
Cheryl Cole & Simon Cowell Snubbed By Queen & Prince Philip
X Factor supremo Simon Cowell and his de-facto lady Cheryl Cole were publicly snubbed last night by both the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh.
Everybody who is anybody was invited to supper at Windsor Castle.
Man Utd Go "Mexicano Loco" Ole!
Manchester United, their fans, players and staff have all been bitten by the Mexican Madness disease thanks to Chicarito, better know as Javier Hernandez.
The Rooneygate affair is long forgotten and instead of selling mushy peas
Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!
Apparently the actor Robert Pattinson can't get over the fact that he is related to Vlad the Impaler of the 1400's who was the original "Dracula", which was his family name.
"Pattinson talks about the evil
Christians, Muslims And Jews Unite Against Sci-fi Based Religions
All manner of space opera based argy-bargey has broken out this week in the mostly 18-30 white, overweight, spotty male demographic.
Followers of the two versions of Battlestar Galactica are at each others wattles over which
Lady Gaga Proves Boobs Are Real At Hospital Revolving Door
To anyone else it would be the worst thing in the world to happen to a lady, but to someone like Lady Gaga it became a performance.
Word out (with several photos) in all the major
Fresh Beats' Shayna Rose Now Only Young Star Never To Be Arrested, Rehabbed, Or Photographed Without Panties
26-year-old actress Shayna Rose, widely acclaimed for such memorable TV roles as 'Girl #2', 'Onlooker #5' and 'The Younger Wench' before becomming Marina on Nick, Jr.'s pandering "The Fresh Beat Band", has been named the
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