Stories Archive by Month - October
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Blast City Rocked By 5 Billion Blasts
Blast City, about 2,000 miles north of Last City, the capital of Lost City, in the Disunited States, was rocked by nearly five billion blasts late last night.
Hillary Calls For Universal Chicken Health Care
(2005-11-01) ? Responding to the Bush administration?s $7.1 billion plan to address a potential avian flu pandemic among humans, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, today held a news conference to draw attention to the millions of
Christian Slater Falls From Roof During Paris Hilton Party
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Gomery Inquiry Merchandise Now Available
Gomery-mania is running rampant across the country as the most anticipated publication since Tommy Hunter's Swingers' Guide to Thunder Bay is released to the Canadian public!
Alito Name Too ?vowel-heavy?, Schumer Says
(2005-11-01) ? Sen. Charles Schumer, D-NY, today questioned Judge Samuel Alito?s commitment to diversity noting that the Supreme Court nominee?s last name is 60 percent vowels and only 40 percent consonants.
In perhaps the most substantive
Bush Unveils 'Trickle-Down' Bird Flu Vaccine Roll-out
Washington, D.C. - The Bush administration today defined its strategy to combat a possible bird flu pandemic as one that would prioritize vaccinating millionaires first.
"It is very important [...] that we strive to protect
Bush Nominee Judge Alito Takes Hard Stance On Strip Search
Washington, DC (APE) - Judge Samuel A. Alito defended his stance on the rights of law enforcement to conduct strip searches. Critics have immediately zoomed in upon one of his past
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