Stories Archive by Month - October
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Community Owned Grocery Store Looted By Owners
CARRBORRO-N.C. In the People's Republic of Carrborro today a community owned grocery store was looted when power went out on the 100th block off Weaver Street. Throngs of shareholders wearing Teva sandals and patchouli perfume...
Australian Cleric Hospitalized, Head Nurse Promises Good Treatment
The Mufti of Australia, Sheikh Taj Aldin al-Hilali, has taken a leave of absence from preaching after collapsing and being taken to a local hospital for treatment. Al-Hilali has faced an onslaught of pressure to...
Letters: October 29, 2006
Mostly nonsensical thoughts from our readers about various matters of the universe.
Cash For Peerages: Cherie's Financial Adviser Foster Back In The Slammer
Fiji - (Associated Mess): Peter Foster, the convicted fraudster and blind trust portfolio adviser to Cherry Bush QC, is back in custody today on the Pacific Island of Fiji after two weeks on the run...
Bush Fails To Install Puppet Regime In Iraq
(2006-10-29) -- Democrats today slammed President George Bush for spending dozens of months, billions of dollars and thousands of American lives, and yet failing to install a puppet regime in Iraq....
Agrarian Sect Clashes With Sunnis Over All Saints Celebration
Sabat, Iraq - In an ideologically motivated melee that occurred yesterday near the banks of the Tigris River, an armed Sunni street gang viciously attacked a neighboring Christian agrarian community, near the tiny Iraqi town...
Ceasar's Conquests: Kiefer Sutherland
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Yahoo Movie User Reviews: Saw Iii
Don't see the movie -- let some of the enlightened minds at Yahoo! Movies tell you what you think.
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