Stories Archive by Month - November

NEW YORK. The United Nations, the international body that has unsuccessfully sought to end military conflicts since it was founded in 1945, today announced a push to hire former Miss American contestants who have told

I have temporarily suspended my jihad against the West in order to straighten out a handful of increasingly pressing matters that continue to haunt me. A number of pretenders to the Islamic Rage Boy throne

(2007-10-30) -- With a new study showing that more than 1-in-10 U.S. public high schools has a dropout rate of 40 percent or more, the National Education Association (NEA) today hailed its union members, "who

(2007-10-29) -- With the success of last week\'s simulated news conference on the California wildfires by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), mid-level bureaucrats at the disaster-relief agency have reportedly initiated plans to stage "natural"

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ST PETERSBURG, FL.- A Florida man was found dead Monday morning with his arm infected and rotting from a staff infection. Forensics report that this is a game of solitaire gone horribly wrong.

A recent study by the computer science department at Carnegie Mellon — using complex algorithms, water flow analysis, and a smidgen of eye of newt — determined the 100 blogs (that’s short for “weblogs”) that

Buckingham Palace - (Narcotic Mess): So-called Vice-Count (sic) Linley, official impersonator of Princess Margaret's son David, has gone into hiding today after being named on countless websites as the 'minor royal' in the sex, drugs