WASHINGTON (UPI)—To emphasize its claim that the systematic torture of prisoners by the United States army and CIA is not really torture, the White House and Pentagon in cooperation with several American toy manufacturers has
TOBYHANNA, Pa. - President Bush forcefully attacked critics of the war in Iraq on Friday, accusing them of causing his policies to fail. In his speech, the President repeatedly blasted Democratic
HOLLYWOOD (AP) After months of negotiations with various publications, Paris Hilton finally agreed to reveal a list of beauty secrets to Spoof reporter Craven Morehead. “I feel a special kinship with Mr. Morehead and am
PARIS (AFP)—The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling “pre-burned” cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.
Washington, DC (APE) - The Bush administration launched a multi-pronged assault on Democratic critics who have recently called to question the administration's deliberate use of faulty, "sexed-up" intelligence to sell