Stories Archive by Month - November

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US Grips For Biggest Threat Yet - No Tv

LOS ANGELES - The Writers Guild of America, the great minds behind such insightful television as America's Next Top Model and Fox News, have set declared that a strike is imminent.

 The Spoof
Added: 08 November 2007
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College Students Mob Wal-marts Nationwide In Quest For Aqua-dots

Bentonville, AR (Rotters) - Wal-Mart stores nationwide are reporting that they are being swamped by young college age customers who are showing up on rumors that the 2007 Children's

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 08 November 2007
In One Day, Ron Paul Raises $4m In Bid For Cabinet Post

In One Day, Ron Paul Raises $4m In Bid For Cabinet Post

(2007-11-06) -- Congressman Ron Paul, D-TX, rocked the political world yesterday by raising more than $4 million in a single day as part of his revolutionary grassroots effort to fund his bid for a cabinet

 Scrapple Face
Added: 08 November 2007
Randy Couture, Dana White To Hold Hourly Press Conferences For Rest of Life

Randy Couture, Dana White To Hold Hourly Press Conferences For Rest of Life

LAS VEGAS, NV -- UFC President Dana White plans to hold a press conference every hour for the rest of his life, he said earlier today, while UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture has agreed to

 The Spoof
Added: 08 November 2007
Oil Hits $1,000 A Barrel.  Bush Blamed.

Oil Hits $1,000 A Barrel. Bush Blamed.

The price of oil hit $1,000 a barrel today for the first time in history, causing every nation's economy to stop dead in it's tracks as all the money in the world was suddenly sucked

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Hollywood Writers Strike Panned, Ratings Tank

(2007-11-06) -- Critics slammed the new strike by the Writers Guild of America (WGA), which debuted Monday, calling it "unimaginative," "derivative" and "a tired rehash of previous work by other unions." Variety, the daily newspaper for

 Scrapple Face
Added: 08 November 2007
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General Motors Reports $39 Billion Loss

On Wednesday automotive giant General Motors reported that it had lost $39 Billion during the third quarter.

 The Spoof
Added: 08 November 2007
Geneticists Discover Missing Link Between Mexican Men And Chupacabra Mountain Goats

Geneticists Discover Missing Link Between Mexican Men And Chupacabra Mountain Goats

Geneticists today reported discovering the missing link between Mexican men and the chupacabra mountain goat. Researchers from MIT (Man, It's Tested) laboratories say that they were tipped off when one of the researchers on the

 The Spoof
Added: 07 November 2007


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