Stories Archive by Month - November
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Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd To Have X-factor Wagner's Face Tattooed On Their Arses
Sources close to the X-Factor (some bloke who lives a few houses down from the contestant's house) have told SEN that divas Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel are planning to have likenesses of X-Factor favourite
Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Gained So Much Weight Lately
BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian, one-third of the famed Kardashian sisters, was asked by a reporter for National Geographic why it is that her weight has ballooned upwards in just the past few weeks.
Kardashian, who
Cobra Sucks: Or Why At 42 I Want Obamacare To Allow Me Back On My Parent's Insurance
In this age of horrible economic times, amidst constant rallies to restore sanity and/or fear, and/or Honor, or to retrieve the U.S. Soul and/or Other Imortant Things and stuff (God, Zano's an idiot), I
Putt-putt Golf Course Found On Moon
NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near
Project Natal: Better Than Exercise!
You've heard the news, "Project Natal is better than EXERCISE!" says Frank Jones, otherwise formerly known as Frankie Joe Fat A**.
One of the best gamers in the world, Frankie Joe commented on the
Miley Cyrus: Justin Bieber Is Coming Over!
After the recent split up of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, Miley has already stated that she would like to hook-up with singer, Justin Bieber.
"I know Justin is willing to give us a try and
Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark
EL PASO, TEXAS - The unintended consequences of Obama's "punish our enemies" remark to Hispanics may be the murder of five Americans in Mexico in the course of a week. Journalists familiar with Mexican drug
X-factor - "American Anthems My Arse!" - Local Man Fumes
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a pork pie hat wearing ignoramus for the most part was left hopping mad Saturday as he settled down with long suffering wife, Anne, and a case of yellow Belgian lemonade
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