Stories Archive by Month - November
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Mosque Blasts Spark Murtha?s Call For Muslim Pullout
(2005-11-18) ? Rep. John ?Jack? Murtha, D-PA, today responded to news of deadly bomb attacks on two Iraqi mosques by calling for an immediate withdrawal of Muslims from Iraq.
At least 58 worshipers were killed Friday
Bob Woodward Exposes More White House Links To Valerie Plame Leaker
Unconfirmed sources report that reporter Bob Woodward has detailed information about the smear campaign mounted by the White House against critic Joe Wilson. Woodward's close ties to the White house gave
Nobel "Piece of Ass" Prize Goes To Beyoncé Knowles
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New Nba Dress Code Inspires Gangs To Change Image
Allen Iverson, seen prior to the new dress code.
Written by Joe Wilson
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Halliburton Wins No-bid Contract To Reconstruct Bush Administration's Credibility
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World Leaders Praise France In 'Valiant' Effort against 12-year Olds
World leaders offered "solemn support" yesterday for
French President Jacques Chirac and his country's
battle with "rowdy, prepubescent Molotov-cocktail
tossers," sources said.
Britney Spears Wants To Dump Kevin Federline
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Nixon Archives Show Bush Lied, Botched Iraq
(2005-11-17) ? A review of 50,000 pages of previously-classified Nixon administration documents reveals that President George Bush lied to the American people about Saddam Hussein?s weapons of mass destruction and has no exit strategy from
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