Stories Archive by Month - November

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Math Teacher Narrowly Escapes Lynch Mob

Math Teacher Narrowly Escapes Lynch Mob

PEQUOT, SD --- Chanting “Die, die, die,” the crowd of rage-maddened parents watched Pequot High School teacher Jake Rodham's house burn to the ground. The twenty-year teaching veteran, a math instructor in the controversy-riddled South

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"I Rove-bot"

THE THREE LAWS OF ROVE-BOTICS 1. A Rove-bot may not injure a Republican or, through inaction, allow a Republican to come to harm. 2. A Rove-bot must obey orders given it by Republicans

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 November 2005
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Bbspot Mailbag

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 BBSpot
Added: 17 November 2005
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Evolution Curriculum From The Kansas Board of Education

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 Bongo News
Added: 16 November 2005
Bush Administration Tries To Sell Iraq War

Bush Administration Tries To Sell Iraq War

Unconfirmed sources report President George W. Bush is eager to conclude the war in Iraq before the 2006 midterm elections. With his poll numbers dropping and support for the war sagging to new lows the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 16 November 2005
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Ufos Over London - Government Denies Cover-up

Following the recent ‘flap' of sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over London, England, the Ministry For Bizarre Flying Articles issued the following statement:...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 November 2005
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Sources: Plame Learned Covert Status From Woodward

(2005-11-16) ? Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, who secured grand jury indictments against a top Bush administration official last month, today announced he may be close to discovering who told Valerie Plame that she was an

 Scrapple Face
Added: 16 November 2005
Republican Leaders Schwarzenegger And Bush Meet In China

Republican Leaders Schwarzenegger And Bush Meet In China

Beijing, China (UPSI) - Recent noted Republican losers California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and President George W Bush crossed paths in China as both embarked on Asian tours. Governor Schwarzenegger was

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 16 November 2005


Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......

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