PEQUOT, SD --- Chanting “Die, die, die,” the crowd of rage-maddened parents watched Pequot High School teacher Jake Rodham's house burn to the ground. The twenty-year teaching veteran, a math instructor in the controversy-riddled South
THE THREE LAWS OF ROVE-BOTICS
1. A Rove-bot may not injure a Republican or, through inaction, allow a Republican to come to harm.
2. A Rove-bot must obey orders given it by Republicans
Unconfirmed sources report President George W. Bush is eager to conclude the war in Iraq before the 2006 midterm elections. With his poll numbers dropping and support for the war sagging to new lows the
Following the recent ‘flap' of sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over London, England, the Ministry For Bizarre Flying Articles issued the following statement:...
(2005-11-16) ? Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, who secured grand jury indictments against a top Bush administration official last month, today announced he may be close to discovering who told Valerie Plame that she was an
Beijing, China (UPSI) - Recent noted Republican losers California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and President George W Bush crossed paths in China as both embarked on Asian tours. Governor Schwarzenegger was