Stories Archive by Month - November
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Big Pharma Announces Antidote For Acetaminophen
Jersey City, NJ -- Ever ready to take advantage of a competitor's woes, Big Pharma has announced a 'new' Aspirin tablet that will be loaded up with micro-magnets...
Murtha To Redeploy From Leadership Battle
(2006-11-16) -- With the battle for House Majority Leader threatening to spark "civil war" within the Democrat party, one of the combatants, Rep. Jack Murtha, D-PA, today announced a new victory strategy designed to "win..."
New Biometric Security Device Goes Deeper
Biometric security systems like fingerprint and retinal scanning have been on the forefront of security, but a new biometric procedure promises to go even deeper...
President Bush 'Ownz' On Runescape
By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterWashington, January 14, 2007Prior to the November 7 midterm election, many political analysts wondered how President Bush would handle the last 2 years of his...
Top 9 Statements Liberal Icons Have Been Overheard Making At McDonald's
9. No I do not want to super-size my order. Not at this point. Maybe after I've looked at the menu a few times, then I'll feel more comfortable. - John Murtha 8. What time...
Whore On Terra: Queen's Speech Promises US State Visit
House of Lords, London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): An official royal Whore on Terra State Visit to the United States is in the pipeline for next year according to plans laid out before Parliament...
Immigrant Steals Area Man's Job
SAN ANTONIO (The Surreal Press) - When John Hanks, San Antonia resident and carpenter, arrived at work early yesterday morning he found his job had been stolen during the night. According to security tapes an...
Britney Pre-empts K-fed Sex Tape Release
Oops, she did it again! Britney Spears' decision to give away free photos of her young son Sean - preventing ex Kevin Federline from profiting hundreds of thousands, followed by a shock decision to simply...
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