Stories Archive by Month - November
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Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings At Walgreens [wag] After Cnn's Beck Comments
Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.
Rich Pay Lower Taxes Because They Work Harder
CAMBRIDGE, MA - A financial report released by Harvard University found that individuals with the highest incomes are paying less income tax, percentage-wise, than those with the lowest, and deservedly so.
Bush And Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President
After Al Gore released documents detailing the New World Order conspiracy, naming names, including all the skull and bones, Federal Reserve, Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and Bilderburger members, Bush and Cheney have joined Gore in the
Children In Need - Scam To Fund Northern Rock?
The BBCs 'Children In Need' fund-raising programme ended in confusion this evening, after leaked documents suggested that high-ranking BBC officials and directors of the stricken Northern Rock bank had conspired to divert donations to an
Barry Bonds; All Other Players Indicted For Steroid Abuse
Barry Bonds and every other Major League Baseball player over the past eight years have been indicted for steroid abuse, according to BALCO investigators.
Gone With The Wind And Gone In 60 Seconds Remakes On Way
Producer George Loukas is set to remake Gone With the Wind and Gone in 60 seconds at the same time starring actor Art Swenson.
UN Climate Report Spurs Bush To Reveal Retirement Plans
(2007-11-17) -- As the release of the final report on climate change by a panel of Nobel Laureate scientists at the United Nations sent a tsunami of fear around the globe this week, U.S. President
Fuzz Paint Foils Speed Traps!
The viability of speed cameras is likely to be put in jeopardy following the development of a revolutionary 'fuzz' paint. The paint, which is in the form of a clear lacquer, gives any vehicle a
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