Stories Archive by Month - November
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Manchester Horror! Dismembered Gazebos Found Scattered Across City! Fiend Suspected!
Police officials today are calling the discovery of 'dozens' of dismembered Gazebos scattered throughout the city "a fiendish crime of horrific proportions that defy human understanding even for Manchester!"
According to a spokesman the unknown
£51.6 Million Vase Is A Fake Says Forger
A well known forger prompted chaos in the antiques world today when he claimed that the 18th century Chinese vase sold at auction for £51.6 million is a fake.
The vendors looked on in amazement as
Austerity Cruises The New Rage
In the final analysis of the Carnival Splendor incident at sea, and after seeing their stock price drop at market this week, a new series of "Austerity Cruises" is expected to be announced, to tap
Karl Pilkington Flatly Refuses To Live On Coronation Street
'Idiot Abroad' star, Karl Pilkington, the baldy Mancunian travel reporter with 'a head like an effin orange' according to partner in crime Ricky Gervais, has turned down flat the opportunity to take up residence in
Kid Rock Criticizes Aerosmith's Steven Tyler For Becoming An American Idol Judge
DETROIT - Kid Rock has remarked to a reporter for The Detroit Morning Manifold newspaper that he is surprised that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler agreed to take the American Idol judge's slot vacated by
Emma Watson & J K Rowling Don Black Lace For "Darkest Harry Potter" Premiere
The stars came out for the Deathly Hallows world premiere here in London, and they played it sombre, writes Oswald T Whistle, Vacuous Period Piece Correspondent. In keeping with the mood of the new Harry
Garfield The Cat Offends Veterans On Veteran's Day
Cartoonist Jim Davis has apologized to the Veterans Administration and to all American veterans as his "Garfield" cartoon came out on Veterans Day showing a conversation between Garfield and a spider.
Garfield is just ready
Justin Bieber's First Appearance On Vampire Diaries In March, 2011
Justin Bieber, who has been popping up on several television shows lately as has two of the Jonas brothers, will make his appearance on "The Vampire Diaries" in March we have been told.
His fans will
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