Stories Archive by Month - November

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Iran, Syria Offer To Guard Iraq From Terrorists

Iran, Syria Offer To Guard Iraq From Terrorists

(2006-11-21) -- In advance of this weekend's historic summit, Iran and Syria today offered to protect Iraq from foreign terrorists trying to foment civil war. Iranian president, and presumptive Nobel Peace Prize winner, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said,

 Scrapple Face
Added: 25 November 2006
Potholes And Potheads In Tangipahoa: The Birthplace of Britney Spears

Potholes And Potheads In Tangipahoa: The Birthplace of Britney Spears

KENTWOOD, La. - The Town of Kentwood's Road Maintenance Crew took a working vacation last week as they attended the Potholes and Potheads Conference in Poughkeepsie, New York. The conference, which was co-sponsored by a

Bush Assaulted With Reality Upon Return From Pacific Conference

Bush Assaulted With Reality Upon Return From Pacific Conference

Honolulu, HI (APE) − President George W. Bush was assaulted today as he stepped off of Air Force One on the return from a Pacific Rim nation summit meeting.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 November 2006
Bush Challenges North Korea To Hit San Francisco With Missile

Bush Challenges North Korea To Hit San Francisco With Missile

Saying put up or shut up, President Bush tonight challenged North Korea to try and reach San Francisco with one of the renegade country's alleged missiles.I'm tired of all this bluster, Bush told the White

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 25 November 2006
Donald Trump To Launch His Own Video Games Console

Donald Trump To Launch His Own Video Games Console

For years Nintendo, Sega, Sony and recently Microsoft, have battled to conquer the videogame industry. Although Sega has fallen from grace, the three 'big ones' are continuing their success with their new releases.

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?nativity Story? Trailer Re-cut For Holiday Relevance

(2006-11-24) -- In an effort to make its film about the birth of the Christ more relevant to the holiday season, New Line Cinema today released a re-cut version of its promotional trailer for 'The

 Scrapple Face
Added: 25 November 2006
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Oil Sales Down - Oil Prices Up!

Houston, TX, 11/24/06 (Ridiculous News Service): Most major US oil companies announced price hikes for gasoline and other petroleum based consumer products today in advance of the holiday season. 'I am sure all the overseas

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New Orleans Transplant Opens Glitter Works

DURHAM - New Orleans transplant, Alison Acorn opened a glitter factory last month in her new hometown of Durham. Acorn, 36, said that she was tired of having to use basic colors instead of the

 The Spoof
Added: 25 November 2006


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