London - (Associated Mess): The COBRA intelligence committee has met once again in Downing Street amid growing security fears voiced by the Joint Chiefs of Staff after the unexpected discovery of a 70,000-year-old stone carving
As a follow up to the recently announced 'Automatic Targeting System' by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world
HOLLYWOOD. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears top the list of entertainment industry superstars who will be featured in an environmental charity concert for the Save the Beaver Foundation, according to promoters of the event.
In what's seen as a total break from tradition The Spoof can exclusively report that BBC flagship, the pile of turgid misery better known as EastEnders, will not have something terrible happen to a leading